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*SEVERE HYPERKYPHOSIS* Painful *Chiropractic Cracking* Adjustment

*SEVERE HYPERKYPHOSIS* Painful *Chiropractic Cracking* Adjustment By Dr Joseph Cipriano DC.

Located at:

Suite 1117
301 N Main Street
Greenville, South Carolina
29601

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Patient instantly feels relief after Dr Cipriano's Y-strap full spine (Full Body) whole body Chiropractic adjustment. Dr Cipriano's neck strap adjustment (neck pull adjustment) is very powerful that decompresses the entire spine removing pressure off the nerves to allow the body to heal and function. Dr Cipriano is a full body (whole body) chiropractor that uses a neck strap (y strap) adjustment device to manually decompress the spine. Instant relief after y strap. Loud chiropractic cracks in neck, loud chiropractic cracks in mid back and loud chiropractic cracks in low back. Any crack addict will enjoy.





Dentist Gets Cracked ~ "10 Years of Stress GONE. Cracks & Relax ASMR Chiropractic + Ring Dinger®

Location Mechanicsburg, PA.

~ Quiet Face Paper \u0026 Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy

'breathe out all the way"

SNAP

Chiro: "SH+T"
Patient: "What happened" 
Chiro: "It sounded like a rib or Cartilidge... breaking" 
Patient:"OMG"

The chiro kneels next to the table. 
"I'm really sorry about that"
Patient: "Is it bad? It didn't hurt though"
Chiro: "just be still for a few breaths. It's going to hurt when you move." 

cut scene to the chiro on a screened-in porch. gloves and mask on, holding a probe and a pair of silver scissors. Beneath the instruments is a deceased chickadee (found earlier next to a window). Skillfully, he slices through the avian collarbone. The wing falls to the table.

cut scene to the patient with a broken rib trying to roll over.
OUCH, IT HURSTS!

cutscene to the office manager, Pippy, outside the room hearing the distress \u0026 donning a concerned look across her face

Pippy: "Alexa...volume 7" 

cutscene to the chiro and Johan in a car. Yohan is yodeling as the chiro reads graffiti letters on a passing train

"EEBMT" "Energies Everywhere Breathing Mind Thoughts" ... "yes, I'm sure that's what the artist meant. 
Yohan: Efforts Exhausted, Be Mindfully Transitional?

cutscene to the chiro, laying face down in another chiro's office. 
Chiro: "doc, can I ask you a question"
Old chiro: (palpating the spine) "go ahead"
Chiro: "How many ribs have you broken?"

cutscene to the car
Yohan: "Maybe it's just a nodal point on the grid, but it's non-linear in this scenario... like "Total Mind-Body Environmental Experience"
Chiro: "that sounds similar"

cutscene to a giant praying mantis thudding on the office window. The chiro helps the patient in agony, sit up from the table.

cutscene to the chiro with the elder 
Old chiro: "it happens... now turn your head to the left"
Old chiro: "You're a category 8"
Chiro: "doc, I thought there were only 3 categories?"
Old chiro: "they simplified it to 3 categories in the 80's. Originally there were 12. The 3 pathways evolve... and when you get there, you don't have to push as hard... you'll break fewer ribs."

Old chiro: whose this guy (points to Yohan)
Yohan: (wide eyes and panicked) I'm just someone trying to learn
Chiro: Yohan is the LMT in my office. But he knows about stuff (chuckles) like that Toftness lens over there. 

(The lens looks like a magnifying glass. Except, instead of a single curved glass, there is a drum-like cylinder on top of a handle stick. On each head is a plastic sheath. The inside is shaped like a funnel. One end is wide and the other end is about the size of a dime. One hand is used to hold the lens and scan the spine. The other hand is placed on top. Two fingers contact the sheath and swirl around the surface. When the fingers "drag" during the scan that's the area of the spine that needs to be adjusted.)

(This lens was twice as large as a standard lens and stood on a custom platform, placing it 2 feet above all other flat surfaces in the room)

Old chiro: "I built that lens"
Yohan and chiro simultaneously: "whoooooa" 

cutscene to the chiro with the now wincing patient, both seated. He says "I'm really sorry that happened. You don't have any contraindications. Your bone density is good. This shouldn't have happened, but it did...It's going to hurt for a while. But it will gradually feel better. Can you drink alcohol?"

Patient: "uuhh... yes?"
Chiro: "Okay drink this tincture. It's a tonic made from chamomile, valerian, and rue. Go home and rest. Take 1000mg of magnesium, 500mg of vitamin C... and calcium. Either by pill, leafy green vegetables, or both.  

cutscene to chiro and the bird: CLIP... off falls the 2nd wing. 
 
Old chiro: "listen doc, sometimes you break a rib. But it's not like she had some rare disease that only House could figure out. It was just a weak spot. She'll recover... Your tense. Relax and let me adjust this... breathe... now wiggle your left testicle" 

Chiro (distracted) "huh?" 

CRUNCH

all 3 simultaneously laugh...

Yohan: "Sometimes I pretend that House is just grown-up Doogie Howser. 
Old chiro: (deadpan) "Get this hippie out of here"

cutscene to Pippy in the room where the rib was broken. The patient and chiro are gone. Pippy, curly-haired, scrub wearing office manager extraordinaire rips the face paper from the table, crumples it and no-look tosses it into the basket

cut scene to the office window where the mantis thuds off the window. 
cut scene to the chiro dropping the cut side of a wing into a pan of borax
cut scene to the old chiro, polishing his $5,000 chrome-plated human spine model
cut scene to Johan sitting in his suburban backyard, playing the didgeridoo amongst his 2 children, 2 wives, 2 dogs, and a bunch of squirrels and flutterbyes.
Cut scene to a white screen with a moving black-edged circle. Inside are the words. Chiropractic Medicine

Dentist Gets Cracked "10 Years of Stress GONE. Cracks \u0026 Relax ASMR Chiropractic Ring Dinger®

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